The results are in!!! Before we begin, Zane didn't submit. However, he warned us so he will not get a strike and still be eligible to vote at the next tribal council.
Now for the judges!
Luke, from Survivor: Australia!
Jace, from Survivor: Mongolia & Survivor: Chile!
Eddie, from Survivor: Australia & Survivor: Resurgence!
Szymon, from Survivor: Canada!
Roast #1: Blaine
Luke
Creativity - 8
Brutality - 7
Humor - 7
Best one by far. I don't like your song choice, but the effort definitely shows. You probably made me laugh the most out of all the roasts. It wasn't the best roast I've ever seen, but definitely the best of these roasts that I've seen.
Jace
Creativity: 5
Brutality: 2
Humor: 3
Umm nice attempt, but the lyrics you wrote didn't even like fit into the song's structure... So....? The jokes also weren't too good because you invested more effort into making it fit to the tune of Bad Blood (and lowkey failed at that).
Eddie
Creativity - 7
Brutality - 8
Humor - 8
Szymon
Creativity - 8
Brutality - 8
Humor - 9
TOTAL SCORE: 80/120
Roast #2: Casey
Luke
Creativity - 7
Brutality - 2
Humor - 3
If it was a fashion show challenge, you'd win without a doubt. Sadly, it's not. I gotta give you points for creativity, but the humor and brutality was really lacking. Plus, could you have picked a more outdated song? Jeez, if someone found this video they'd think it was made back in like 2008. I feel you were holding back from insulting people, which isn't a bad thing normally, unless the challenge is about insulting people.
Jace
Creativity: 8
Brutality: 4
Humor: 6
I think that the roasting itself was pretty bad, but I thought that cutting to their face on a roast beef with Hide and Seek playing was funny. As I said, the jokes weren't great or brutal, but overall it was pretty creative.
Eddie
Creativity - 7
Brutality - 7
Humor - 10
Szymon
Creativity - 8
Brutality - 5
Humor - 5
TOTAL SCORE: 75/120
Roast #3: Grace
Luke
Creativity - 4
Brutality - 5
Humor - 4
Although you got me to chuckle briefly, the roast lacked effort or humor. It was too short to make any impact and the jokes were really typical. Sorry, but this roast was a bit under cooked.
Jace
Creativity: 6
Brutality: 3
Funny: 4
The jokes were kinda eh, except for the ones about Tom which were funny, and the music was too loud for the video.
Eddie
Creativity - 4
Brutality - 5
Humor - 5
Szymon
Creativity - 5
Brutality - 3
Humor - 5
TOTAL SCORE: 53/120
Roast #4: Ivan
Luke
Creativity - 1
Brutality - 1
Humor - 1
I know you said you weren't trying, but come on. I find it funny how at the end you said you needed a drink, but I'm pretty sure you were drinking before you wrote that roast.
Jace
Creativity: 2
Brutality: 1
Humor: 1
Okay you didn't like do much, but you did at LEAST post a picture along with your one line of roasting instead of doing nothing.
Eddie
Creativity - 3
Brutality - 3
Humor - 4
Szymon
Creativity - 2
Brutality - 2
Humor - 2
TOTAL SCORE: 23/120
Roast #5: Tom
Luke
Creativity - 1
Brutality - 1
Humor - 1
Okay... Just... No. If zero was an option, all three would be zeroes.
Jace
Creativity: 1
Brutality: 2
Humor: 1
The effort is appalling, but you were brutal to like one person so go you, you get a point for that.
Eddie
Creativity - 1
Brutality - 1
Humor - 2
Szymon
Creativity - 2
Brutality - 2
Humor - 1
TOTAL SCORE: 16/120
Roast #6: Trace
Luke
Creativity - 7
Brutality - 6
Humor - 6
Although you did put a bit of effort in the video and did make me chuckle a bit, I didn't find much emotion in it. I think with a bit more eagerness put in, it would have been a lot funnier.
Jace
Creativity: 9
Brutality: 7
Humor: 9
I like the effort put into it, and the music was done right. The jokes were really funny and I also like the little intro in the beginning.
Eddie
Creativity - 8
Brutality - 8
Humor - 9
Szymon
Creativity - 8
Brutality - 6
Humor - 8
TOTAL SCORE: 88/120
With a score of 88...
Trace wins immunity!